All posts by Tarek Fayoumi…The Paterson of his Craft!

I am someone who strives to become a professional critic. I watch and review many movies. I view the eyes of movies as something as an art form. I have followed many critics over the years, but once I was thirteen I knew writing film reviews was going to be my passion. I learned from watching multiple episodes of Ebert And Roeper in my teen years, and then in middle school I began writing film reviews for a newspaper club. I am also an avid fan of the arts of Chicago including Theatre, Comedy, and music. Films, however, are my primary focus.

About My Father


This film grabbed my attention because of how it looked like a version of Meet the Parents (2000). I will say, however, this is a more dried-out version of that franchise. About My Father is funny in moments, but the writing is poor, the pacing is off, and the film is just plain quirky. There are fun personalities with Robert DeNiro and Sebastian Maniscalco playing father and son. Otherwise, About My Father is a film which does not seem to care about finding meaning in its humor. It is just an array of consistent slapstick jokes which led to an experience of silliness that was not memorable.

In About My Father, Maniscalco plays Sebastian, a man who has grown up with a father who is follows the rules of society. His father has a strict Italian personality and sticks to Italian traditions. His father is Salvo played by DeNiro. Salvo has always tried to teach his son to learn about life the hard way. He teaches him ways to be frugal with money, ways to be economical, and ultimately ways to use pure commonsense. This is a challenge for Sebastian who wants to marry the girl of his dreams, Ellie, played by Leslie Bibb. Ellie invites Sebastian to meet her family at an expensive, fancy property. Leslie’s parents are Tigger and Bill who are played by Kim Cattrall and David Rasche. Her brothers are Lucky and Doug and are played by Anders Holm and Brett Dier. Lucky is into sports is quite egotistical.  Doug is into healing therapies and has some strange perceptions. Salvo crashes a party for Sebastian by joining in on the family fun. Is that right for Sebastian? Can Salvo behave himself? How many quirks can there be?

About My Father is a comedy that might be taken more seriously, but it is a challenge to do so. The frequent quirks are either offensive or do not make sense. Surprisingly the “quirks” in DeNiro’s performance are genius, but not the “quirks” of the entire family. About My Father has a mixed dynamic that only defines ego and its attempt to be funny is not intriguing entertaining at all. During the film, I continued to ask myself how much more of the craziness in this poorly written comedy can I take? To me, it felt like watching paint dry.

The whole experience of watching this film was frustrating. DeNiro fits the role of strict father and Maniscalco fits the role of wimp son. Unfortunately, neither character can manage to salvage this poorly written comedy. To make matters worse, the scenes with Ellie’s rich family and the various wealthy characters in About My Father are even uninteresting and extremely dry.

About My Father is a movie that I was not sold on. I enjoyed the laughs here and there, but it was purely a mediocre film. If you do decide to watch it, maybe it is one of those films that may be more joyful from the comfort of one’s own home. One half star out of four for About My Father.

You Hurt My Feelings Review


The beginning of You Hurt My Feelings starts with a counseling session. The topics addressed focus on feelings. The film displays how human emotions can have a big impact on how people take criticism. You Hurt My Feelings is an experience exploring how others think of each other, and how their careers and success come into play.

The start of the film begins with adults having frustrations with their careers. The focus is on a married couple, Beth, and Don. Beth is played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Don is played by Tobias Menzies. Beth is a novelist and Don is a therapist. They have a son named Eliot played by Owen Teague. Beth is more determined to find success. She questions, however, if Don truly has faith in her dreams of exploring new ideas in her writing. Beth goes on a stroll with her sister Sarah (played by Michaela Watkins), and they find Don in a store talking to Sarah’s husband Mark (played by Arian Moayed). As they come closer to their husbands, Sarah freezes as she overhears Don say some snarky remarks about the novel Beth currently has in the works. This, of course, hurts Beth’s feelings as one might guess from the movie’s title. 

The film is filled with a plethora of turmoil among all the characters from this point forward. Not only does Beth feel annoyed and put down after overhearing Don, but Sarah also struggles to support her husband, Mark. Mark is a struggling actor who is not getting the roles that speak to him. Primarily, the focus is on Beth and Don, but the other character’s troubles play into the film’s theme of finding success. Beth has a hard time having faith in her husband, while Sarah has a hard time supporting her husband’s acting career. Don even finds himself in distress when working with his patients in his job as a counselor. Everyone in the film at times falls into a pattern of feeling thrown under the bus, or feeling like they are throwing someone else under the bus. The writing in You Hurt My Feelings is brilliant in the way it presents a calm and heartfelt sense with natural human emotions.

The appreciation demonstrated throughout the film is reestablished in various scenes and particular moments. Despite Beth’s frustration with Don’s critical words, she puts more effort into trying to help her son Eliot. Beth attempts to help her son follow his dreams through his writing. Eliot continues to struggle to get his act together. The inspirational factor in You Hurt My Feelings is its approach in showcasing how feeling rejected yourself can cause you to want to encourage others.

There are moments of joy and laughter even during the harsher scenarios in You Hurt My Feelings. There are also several scenes which reinforce the experience of realizing the need for change. Despite the aggravations between the characters, it all works out in the end. Three and a half stars for You Hurt My Feelings.

The Little Mermaid Review


The Little Mermaid has some amazing visual sensations at the beginning, involving repeated transitions from below the water to above the surface. That is where the technological features of the film are the most enchanting. After that, Ariel’s voice provides much of the magic.

This newest version of The Little Mermaid is not animated like the original 1989 version, it’s a remake of the Disney classic with actual people and a lot of CGI. There are many characters who provide moments of exhilaration in the film. Ariel is played by Halle Bailey, Prince Eric is played by Jonah Hauer-King, Ursula is played by Melissa McCarthy, King Triton is played by Javier Bardem, Daveed Diggs is the voice of Sebastian, Jacob Tremblay is the voice of Flounder, and Awkwafina is the voice of Scuttle.

Those who love the original
version of The Little Mermaid will recall that Ariel is a mermaid living below the sea. She has a fascination with humans and a burning desire to know of what it is like to live on land with humans. Ariel’s father, King Triton, is protective of her and prohibits her from leaving her home in the sea. Her crab friend Sebastian tries to be an advocate for her, but Ariel feels that the world around her is a disappointment and she is full of despair. But when Ursula comes around all that changes.

Ursula is a sea monster and she makes a deal with Ariel to trade her voice for human legs so Ariel can see what life is like out of the sea. Once Ariel is on shore she believes she has found her love, Prince Eric. But she is torn with a range of questions. Can she continue to be dishonest about not being a human? Can she trust Ursula? Is her world below the sea in danger? Are her sea creature friends Sebastian and Flounder safe? Fans of the earlier version will know the answers.

Some of the joy I found in this film came from a number of spectacular and exhilarating tunes written by Alan Menken, Howard Ashman, and Jacques Oftenbach, including Under the Sea and Part of Your World. But my enjoyment was even more from reliving the original film, only with with actual people instead of animated characters.

Ariel wanting to feel loved gives The Little Mermaid much of its vibrant energy. The film also shines in the connecting of friendships in a magical world. The sea is full of wonders, and The Little Mermaid gives viewers many reminders of the joys we’ve all experienced with Disney films.

The Little Mermaid is a classic for kids and families, and it’s one that will give many Disney fans an enjoyable movie experience. It is also one where adults (including myself) can be reminded of the Disney wonder from our younger days. Because it’s not animated like the original, there’s not necessarily a lot of nostalgia, but it is a positive experience. Three stars for The Little Mermaid.