Buddy Review


My mind was racing during this movie primarily because I felt like I was watching a children’s PBS TV series. The opening felt like Sesame Street, but much cheesier. In all sincerity, Buddy is unbearable. Trying to lure in nightmares? The theme and approach failed to execute. Lots of laughs, but only because the terror is so bad. While attempting to be scary, it was one of the worst movie experiences I’ve had in a long time. 

The plot of the film is a kid’s TV show focused on a character named Buddy (voiced by Keegan-Michael Key). He seemed a bit like an evil Big Bird, the lovable character from Sesame Street. Buddy, however,  is a dinosaur pal presented as a friendly icon in a 1999 TV series. He tries to inspire songs on topics such as cleaning up and dancing. He attempts to present positivity with kids. However, when kids decline, things go wrong. Buddy begins to do awful things to the children in the show. Soon all of this becomes a vivid nightmare that I struggled to sit through.

The whole film is silly and ridiculous. Buddy features a mom, Grace, played by Cristin Milioti. Her husband is Ben, played by Topher Grace. The mom begins to have dreams about Buddy that turn into nightmares. She feels like her home is surrounded by terror. She hires a psychic, but that does not seem to help. Then, she gets sucked into the TV and is in Buddy’s world. Grace is on a mission to save the children from Buddy. 

Buddy is so poorly written. It is almost like Winnie the Poohwanted to cover adult themes but got tired of writing. The context  is bad and the characters are too. Cartoon elements are thrown in  to qualify for an R rating, and it simply does not work. The blend of a kids-oriented setting with  adult-like subject matter does not hold up. Adding boisterous, rainbow elements made things even worse.. I could barely stand it.

Some viewers may embrace this form of terror, but I did not. A few slapstick scenes made me laugh, but the majority of the film wasn’t even thought-provoking. There were too many buffoons teleporting into a cartoon universe which then vacillates between good and evil. Overall, it evolves into awful moments that wasted my time and energy. But for the idea of the film, I give it one out of four stars.

 

Onslaught Review


There is a mixture of moving parts in this film. It feels scientific due to  labs and experiments. There is also a component of poverty since there is a trailer park with many residents trying to make ends meet. On top of that, there is a small war in the works. Onslaught is directed by Adam Wingard who creates a desert setting filled with all kinds of vengeance. The dystopian direction is surreal. Yet in the midst of the chaos, Onslaught had me puzzled.

The rogue squad is controlled by an evil doctor named Hans Kammler (played by Dan Stevens), He brings soldiers back to life to do damage. His love is Hanna Kammler (Rebecca Hall), and she supports his bizarre vision. He engineers soldiers to cause damage for his satisfaction. The one caught in the middle is a young sniper, Celeste (Adria Arjona). Celeste’s main priority is her daughter Daisy (Blake Kennedy). With danger all around, she must put her efforts into stopping the soldiers from attacking her and her daughter. 

This film is an end-of-the-world thriller on acid. The resources continue to multiply and become more deadly. A detective, Cyrus (Drew Starkey), comes on board to try to identify the appropriate solutions to the explosive matters. He follows the steps where the deadly soldiers leave their marks. He also follows the trail of Hans Kammler. With Hans and Hanna as the enemies, there is a possessive state-of-mind that overcomes the characters.

Onslaught is different from most thrillers because the scientific scenes are featured more than the treacherous moments at the start of the film. I found this foundation appealing since it  created an understanding of what resources are risky to the plot of the film. There is no easy way to define the outcomes. Overall, the thrilling vibes are endless making Onslaught vivid and engrossing.

The film fits the definition of psychological suspense and offers an ample dose of adrenaline in the heart of the desert. It is a ninety-minute ride of unforgettable vengeance. Three-and-a-half out of four stars for Onslaught.

Coyote Vs. Acme Review


This comedy is defined by classic moments and is one of the best films about Looney Tunes in ages. Coyote vs. Acme is filled with humorous treasures that create a spellbinding experience. It provides loads of fun for families due to vivid moments that lead to lots of laughs. Dave Green has directed an astonishing comedy that left me enthralled due to characters I adore like Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig. The main character is Coyote and Acme, the company, is the enemy. This film provides unforgettable enjoyment. 

Acme is a company that has had catastrophic product failures. Coyote wants revenge so he teams up with an attorney, Kevin Avery,  played by Will Forte. Kevin is in his own bind, and his intern is his niece Paige, played by Lana Condor. They help Coyote put together a case to go up against Acme. The big CEO is Buddy Crane, played by John Cena. Coyote’s other enemy is Roadrunner. His speed causes great envy. 

The dynamic between Kevin and Coyote is intriguing. Although Coyote does not speak, he uses signs to communicate while he works together with Kevin on the legal case. In Kevin’s role as an attorney, he operates in an environment surrounded by animated Looney Tunes characters. Kevin’s world gets rocking and Coyote adds comedy to the equation since he can magically bring TNT explosives out of the blue. 

The brilliance of the film comes from how it feels so natural for the Looney Tunes characters to navigate in a world with humans. When Bugs Bunny and Kevin interact, there are nostalgic treasures. Will Forte is an outstanding moderator of the film’s many wonders.

New Mexico is where the insanity in the story reaches a high point. Acme’s vengeance is intense as they are on a mission and so is Coyote. Both want their name to have meaning. The film is like a cartoon episode with genius dazzling scenes. There is no clear end in sight, yet it is extremely joyful. I love how there are humans and cartoons collaborating to win. Coyote vs. Acme is a rollercoaster of vivid entertainment and cartoon grandeur that keeps on giving. Fans will not be disappointed.

This may be one of the best films of 2026 which is a treat for kids and adults alike. I appreciated seeing a Looney Tunescharacter work with an attorney to win and watching both sides battle while  unloading plenty of ammo. It is a wild ride where cartoon characters are the heroes in a comedy that audiences around the world will never forget. Four out of four stars for Coyote vs. Acme.

 

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