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The Beta Test


Some may view The Beta Test as cocky or silly. It may be both those things, but it is also a fun satire and a beyond bizarre thriller that is very intriguing.

Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe are co-directors and the main characters, although Cummings gets the most on-screen attention. His attitude, his ego, and his direction are very enticing.


In the film Cummings plays Jordan, a Hollywood agent. Jordan is a fast talker, and can be quite rude. McCabe is PJ, his colleague and good friend. Jordan has it all—a successful career, wonderful fiancé, and much more. But he has a tendency to go bananas in stressful situations, and he often drags PJ into the mess. And then he accepts an invitation to an anonymous sexual encounter that puts him on a confusing path as he tries to unfold his infidelity and the consequences from it.

The dialogue in The Beta Test is sharp, fast, and gritty, and the plot can be hysterical and occasionally shocking. I found myself laughing at times during the film, often due to Jordan’s meltdowns. Overall, I would call The Beta Test “quirky”, but in the right context. And Cummings and McCabe do a good job as both directors and lead actors in the film. Three stars for The Beta Test.

The French Dispatch Review


Whenever I watch a film by Wes Anderson I ask myself several questions. Who is the antagonist? Who is the one with the ego? Who benefits from the inevitable conflict? Somehow, in Anderson’s films the answers to these questions always seem to come together in the most eccentric and artistic fashion. His newest film, The French Dispatch, is no exception.


The French Dispatch is set in twentieth century France and it follows several stories revolving around a newspaper of that name. It tracks the health issues of Arthur Howlitzer Jr., the editor of the newspaper, played by Bill Murray. There is a story about a cycler named Herbsaint Sazerac, played by Owen Wilson. Another story focuses on Moses Rosenthaler, played by Benicio Del Toro, who is an artist in prison. Rosenthaler is trying to work out a deal for one of his paintings with art dealer Julien Cadazio, played by Adrien Brody. Rosenthaler also has a secret relationship with prison guard Simone, played by Lea Seydoux. And there is a story about a student protest involving a woman named Lucinda Krementz, played by Frances McDormand, and student Zeffirelli, played by Timothee Chalamet.

These stories at first don’t seem related, but they somehow coalesce. The placement of the various characters creates strange illusions, but Anderson always helps his audience put together the pieces of where his eccentric world is going. He also gives us hints before his films are even released, via the trailers and advertisements. The worlds Anderson creates are ones of glamour, the wealthy, and criminals.

Anderson’s character development is unparalleled. He is brilliant, an auteur director of the highest order, and he digs deeper and brings more emotion than usual in The French Dispatch. It is a true masterpiece. I give The French Dispatch four stars.

Eternals Review


Eternals was a film that I had high expectations for. Sadly though, the film was not up to my expectations. It is, in fact, a major mess, though it fell just short of being terrible. The worst part—the film is almost three hour long.

In Eternals superheroes from the shadows of centuries unite in a race to fight the evil Deviants. There is a long list of superheroes in the film, including: Ikaris, played by Richard Madden; Thena (Angelina Jolie); Ajak, (Salma Hayek); Sersi, (Gemma Chan); Kingo, (Kumail Nanjiani); Sprite (Lia McHugh); Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry); Druig (Barry Keoghan); and Makkari (Lauren Ridloff), who is the first deaf Marvel superhero.


The technology in Eternals is great, not surprising for a Marvel superhero movie, but its premises are obscure and the plot was pure boredom. The main importance of Eternals is that it links to the next Marvel film, and it also had hidden gems and hints for other Marvel films down the line.


Regardless of how good or bad some may view Eternals, fans around the world will likely flock to it. Some will love it, some will hate it, and some will of course feel so-so about it. I will admit that the film had its moments. And I wouldn’t say that I totally disliked it. I just think, again, that my expectations may have been set too high. Not all superhero films are going to be amazing. I give Eternals just two stars.